View Full Version : Ending The Recession

Tim Bruening
March 16th 09, 11:45 PM
Hold a Super Bowl every week. On Sunday February 1, my local Safeway
was packed with party shoppers.

Mail a check for $10000 to every taxpayer in America.

Declare a one year payroll tax holiday.

Declare March 25 to be "Christmas II"!

Fake an alien threat against Earth. Use said threat to justify a
massive military buildup worldwide, creating millions of jobs.

March 17th 09, 02:35 AM
arrest all the socialists and short sellers = problem solved !

"THE BLACK HAND" is the name of the international
terrorist group that is causing all the problems.